gravity is dicks.

andrewestes0: I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants.

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:01:33 -0400

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants.

undertakertalbot: Mad scientist laboratory in a miniature...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:38:14 -0400

undertakertalbot:

Mad scientist laboratory in a miniature coffin.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 13:37:16 -0400

feministcontent: feminishblog: opinionatedlez: Here are some...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:22:12 -0400

feministcontent:

feminishblog:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

Fabulous, but Roseanne Barr is a really big transphobe, so I wish she wasn’t on this list. We aren’t even talking unknowing ignorance, but flat-out hate and discrimination that she’s well-aware of. She does a lot of that “real women” talk.

^I’m so bummed to learn this about Roseanne Barr, but love this collection as well.

coffeeurlgirl: ♥♡♥♡♥bby♥♡♥♡♥

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:54:22 -0400

coffeeurlgirl:

♥♡♥♡♥bby♥♡♥♡♥

"The whole time I was hoping my silence would fit yours and exclamation marks would gently float..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:46:42 -0400

“The whole time I was hoping my silence would fit yours and exclamation marks would gently float across time and space so that boundaries would be crossed; See, we were never about butterflies. We’ve always been about burning stars. All about us is unearthly and radiant.”

- Anna Akhmatova, Anna Of All The Russias: A Life Of Anna Akhmatova (via violentwavesofemotion)

Holy beard batman @_@

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:26:14 -0400

Holy beard batman @_@

"We’ve been kissing for months. Three times a week our toothbrushes share a chipped porcelain mug in..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:32:12 -0400

“We’ve been kissing for months. Three times a week our toothbrushes share a chipped porcelain mug in my bathroom. As my lips reach for the juice falling from her laugh, her mom calls. I listen as she talks about Biology, her new job, asks about her sister. Her eyes drop as she whispers, No, I still don’t have a boyfriend.

On cue, I stop chewing. She looks at me, waiting for my face to flush, for me to tear from the bed, but I won’t get mad at her. She shouldn’t have to explain why we can’t go swimming in public, why I don’t own a razor, why she doesn’t need to buy birth control. She hangs up the phone; I pick up the fruit, tell her Apparently, there’s a tiny amount of cyanide in apple seeds.

She shrugs, says she can handle a little danger, but I’ve studied how her dimples disappear when she lies, and I know she’s thinking about a man she could parade around her family, who could kiss her scratchy with stubble. The kind of man I’ll never be.

She squeezes my hand in the movie theater dark but tosses it to the side in front of her friends. Says she just needs time. She walks on the sidewalk. I walk in the street. She closes the door. I kiss it goodnight. She goes home for Thanksgiving. I promise not to call.

If I were a postcard, she could hide me in her pocket. If I were clay, she could mold my body into something easier to love. If I were the guy who sells her a cup of coffee every morning. I could smile at her anonymously, safe as a stranger.

She kisses down my neck, my peel hiding the rotten fruit inside me. As I tell her about the cyanide, her head resting on my chest, she talks about cider, autumn pies. See, she says, Apples are harmless. But she saves the last bites for me, scared to let her lips wander too close to the core.”

- Miles Walser, “We Eat an Apple In My Bed” from What The Night Demands (via pigmenting)

Don’t judge me. It’s delicious.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:28:08 -0400

Don’t judge me. It’s delicious.

jakewyattriot: This tiny comic is Test Number One. But more...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:22:03 -0400

jakewyattriot:

This tiny comic is Test Number One. But more tests are required.

-Jake

How do you trust your feelings when they can just disappear...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:18:09 -0400

How do you trust your feelings when they can just disappear like that? - Blue Valentine.

confusedtree: sheisadwellingplacefordemons: kaeandlucy: confusedtree: Honey Boo Boo and her...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:24:41 -0400

confusedtree:

sheisadwellingplacefordemons:

kaeandlucy:

confusedtree:

Honey Boo Boo and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you have to pick with these people other than the fact that you find them slightly abrasive

THIS.

and yet here you are. i still don’t like them and there is no way that i will ever like them. they can do all these nice things, but that’s still not going to stop me from not liking them. so shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. everyone’s going to have their own likes and dislikes that go far beyond what people do.

I’ve got some bad news you’re an unpleasant person

"she was the kind of girlfriend god gives you young, so you’ll know loss for the rest of your life"

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:55:46 -0400

“she was the kind of girlfriend god gives you young, so you’ll know loss for the rest of your life”

- Junot Diaz (via m1shie)

fuckyeahbostonterriers: Wrigley chewing on anything he can

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:22:36 -0400

fuckyeahbostonterriers:

Wrigley chewing on anything he can

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:56:25 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:45:59 -0400

jesussbabymomma: r u a math problem because ur making me cry

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:44:07 -0400

jesussbabymomma:

r u a math problem because ur making me cry

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:40:29 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:10:39 -0400

keep me away from tumblr when i’m drunk pls&thx

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:58:33 -0400

keep me away from tumblr when i’m drunk

pls&thx