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I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow the fuck out of you if I see you reblogging that photo-set of the cockatoo covered in chocolate

joshishollywood:

cutiescream:

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

You’re getting angry about stills from an Adam Sandler movie

Think about that

This is exactly what Adam Sandler wants

(via confusedtree)

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    I found the original help me god
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    If this is what I’m thinking of, it was a fake bird…Jeez. I wish people would look into things before throwing their...
  11. heavens-most-adorable-samandriel reblogged this from callmekitto and added:
    Oh look this is back. This is one of the first posts I saw that became a meme when I joined tumblr.
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  14. megageeko reblogged this from callmekitto and added:
    So Like If everyone’s talking about what I think they’re talking about You know it’s a scene from a movie, right? That...
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  16. callmekitto reblogged this from ohmygil and added:
    listen here, cum-slut the feelgood summer blockbuster of the year
  17. the-trillness-unto-deleted reblogged this from ohmygil and added:
    just so everyone knows, that bird dipping it’s head in chocolate is from the movie Jack & Jill with Adam Sandler. It is...
  18. ohmygil reblogged this from judgementscythe and added:
    ahhh fighting animal abuse with misogynist slurs That will work well
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    I remember this…
  20. falconrune reblogged this from screamybutt and added:
    good times, good times
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    I love how high people hold themselves here on tumblr like “I’ll unfollow the fuck out of you” as if it was some big...
  23. borgygleek reblogged this from screamybutt and added:
    Still funny that this was from a movie.