moustacheislove: i really hate when people say ‘no homo’ like excuse you get back here and give me the homo you denied me of
cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has...– A Facebook status from my good friend Stephen Christanto. Something to think about. (via princeandres)
I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch...– Mindy Kaling (via floatingonatidalwave)
Two things you should know about me: (1.)There is no sunrise so beautiful that...– Mindy Kaling [Is Everyone hanging out with me?(and other concerns)] (via soldierofsolitude)
Confessions of a "special snowflake"
gkayy: Yes, I must confess, GK was once a woman who “was only friends with boys, because all girls are bitchy and full of drama”. I was a special snowflake; I gamed and drank beer (infact I still do these things) and I made sure everyone knew how much I wasn’t a woman. I was a teenage special snowflake. It’s like I was a teenage werewolf - just not as awesome. I don’t really know how it...
my macbook charger has exposed wires in three places and won’t charge unless it’s at a certain angle i’m thinking of getting a new one soon -_-
zombieslutfromhell: If I die young, bury me in tacos. Lay me down in a bed of fajitas
my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching