me: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
boy is actually a poop
heaven is actually my butt
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming: “vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
joshishollywood: Sometimes when I’m feeling too energetic I picture having to have dinner with Ricky Gervais and how truly insufferable of an experience that would be when the conversation inevitably turns to atheism at least six times throughout the night
my theories and philosophies of visual communication may be my least favorite class. it’s a lecture class i have to take with the sophomore gdes students, so i kind of feel like the odd man out. but that’s not way i don’t like it. i feel like since this is a class to teach us about design theories and philosophies, we should be doing more than taking notes and watching movies....
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.– Hunter S. Thompson (via cldhrtdbtch)
can my anxiety just please not ruin anything just this once please
joshishollywood: Honestly, you’d figure that the fact that pain and loneliness do not discriminate based on what sorts of privileges one has would actually result in some unity and compassion instead of attempts to dictate what one can and cannot be upset about.
crackercolfer: breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
envyadams: let’s file robert downey jr. under “people who are hot despite being old enough to be my father”
those who escape hell however never talk about it and nothing much bothers...– Charles Bukowski. (via libertarians)
idliketobuyallyourchocolate: did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
"The First Ones Were The Only Good Pokémon Games"
joshishollywood: I mean there’s nothing really wrong with preferring a game for sheer nostalgia and I won’t ever fault you for that But outside of nostalgia you have to understand how absurd such a statement is Here’s just some of the balancing issues the first games had, which I will admit to copying and pasting directly from Bulbapedia: Psychic-type Pokémon having virtually no match, due to...
realizing i talk to myself about important serious things more than to other people feels bad man