October 2011
that’s cute.
all my roommates are going out to parties and didn’t invite me.
i love you guys, i really do.
/sarcasm
and awhhh hilary swank is cute too
omg jay baruchel in million dollar baby is adorable. with his fake southern accent even though he’s totally canadian.
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eencrawford:
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dallonjames:
when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started...
i feel like my ass is hanging out in these shorts :|
i don’t know if i approve of this
/firstworldproblems
September 2011
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Hank: Who taught Joseph how to tie his shoes?
Dale: John Redcorn.
Hank, Well, who taught Joseph how to ride a bike?
Dale: John Redcorn. Then Joseph taught me.
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“my favorite thing about tumblr is I can tell when my friends are happy,...”
– (via mikegaraffaisprettyneatsometimes)
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lenore-nevermore:
Shining On- Big D and The Kids...
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Glee “Writes The Word Transexual Out Of Rocky Horror Lyrics” “Cuts The Transgender Line Out Of Born This Way” “Treats Black Female As Stereotypical Token Character “Gives Said Character Who Happens To Be Overweight A Storyline Circling Around Tatertots” “Special Ed Is Hilarious” “Makes Fun Of Aspergers” “Bisexuality Doesn’t Exist” “Cures OCD By Triggering” The TV Series
New episode coming next...
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i really want to get high and watch that movie with nicholas cage and the bee ladies
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“Why aren’t more girls like “penis or GTFO” or are penises just not that...”
– (via 4chanquotes)
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