Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm...
you are such a DILF
Cindy: What did it feel like when you fell in love?
Grandma: Oh dear, I don't think I found it
Cindy: Even with grandpa?
Grandma: Maybe a little, in the beginning. But he didn't really have any regard for me as a person. You gotta be careful of that, you gotta be careful that the person that you fall in love with is worth it to you.
fuckingscrupulous: vaginastew: whats the difference between bored and horny i dont even know anymore bored, hungry, sleepy, sad, lonely, angry, happy= horny
May have gotten severly dehydrated yesterday...
But I did have a pretty good day with my ex. Which hopefully leads to something /Le sigh
michaelpalin: god theres liek a horror movie to frighten you away from everything in existance CANT GO SWIMMING JAWS CANT ANSWER TELEPHONE THE RING CANT SATAN THE EXORCIST CANT SLEEP NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET CANT SHOWER PSYCHO CANT ATTIC THE GRUDGE CANT GO TO AVIARY THE BIRDS CANT CHILDRENS TOYS CHUCKY CANT WRITE BOOK B/C PSYCHOTIC KATHY BATES MISERY CAN’T ROLLERCOASTER FINAL...
I was just putting my weight on my elbow and my arm muscles started twitching. A bunch. Ewwwww
brickensmash: “I am lucky… I actually do no know what I wrote because I’m not there.. If you encounter any problems just ignore. I, intoxicating bowl” — I do not know where this train of thought is going, but I’m not dead and I’m not sleeping in mud and I do not have anyone out to get me. BUT the ways of the universe compels me too feel lucky so I lower my boundaries. THEN BOOM!...
Dyslexie, A Typeface Designed To Help Dyslexics...
dreadhawkedmuckaround: rockincuntlovinbabe: ispanyadrawsnear: sockers: eliotrenard: nom-chompsky: neon-loneliness: Dyslexie, A Typeface Designed To Help Dyslexics Read randomlancila: themightyif: I’ve always been a slow reader. Often a VERY slow reader. I’ve never thought that there was a reason behind it. I was just slow. People would say things like, “But you absorb so...
Got a main bitch, got a mistress, a couple of girlfriends. I’m so hood rich.– The Book of Mormon (via historysaidwhat)