April 2011
March 2011
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they...
(870): Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have...
When adults say, “Teenagers think they are invincible,” with that sly, stupid...
– Looking For Alaska (via istillaintbovvered)
Tonight my care cup shall be empty, because my...
Alcohol.
Makes me want to have sex. A lot. I can’t help it.
Blame it on the ah ah ah ah ah ah co hol baby.
Also, I don’t know how to make “read more” work. Everytime I do it, it doesn’t work. :( Sorry guisee.
So when I'm drunk.
I make up mixed drinks based on what I have available to me. It doesn’t matter if it mixes well.
Right now I’m having pink lemonade vodka and diet coke. Yum?
Sexual Cocktails
partyrehab:
A Little Dick’ll Do 2 oz George Dickel Tennessee whiskey 3-5 splashes of Mountain Dew citrus soda Pour the George Dickel into the glass. Top off with Mountain Dew, and serve. From drinksmixer.com.
Absolut Sex ¾ oz Absolut Kurant ¾ oz Midori Melon Liqueur 1 oz cranberry juice 1 Splash Sprite or 7-Up Shake Absolut Kurant, Midori, and cranberry juice in shaker with ice. ...